A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.
by Keebler89 January 14, 2010
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Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.
Ex.
“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”
Ex.
“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”
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An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.
I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008
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Someone that even if they had every teacher they ever went to school with pointing at graphs and every person they ever knew showing them pictures while both parents and best friend have there arms around them pointing to the sun.
Still does not believe its day time because Donald Trump said its NIGHT and everyone else is FAKE NEWS.
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Someone that has given up all free thought to bow to his master God who is a living person that has brainwashed them to think that he is infallible
Someone that even if they had every teacher they ever went to school with pointing at graphs and every person they ever knew showing them pictures while both parents and best friend have there arms around them pointing to the sun.
Still does not believe its day time because Donald Trump said its NIGHT and everyone else is FAKE NEWS.
Or
Someone that has given up all free thought to bow to his master God who is a living person that has brainwashed them to think that he is infallible
by Pickles The Destroyer July 20, 2017
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