grufty

When waking up in the morning, feeling like shit after a hard night out.

can also be used instead of dirty.

Q:"how are you feeling after last night-"

A:"grufty as fuck, man"


"what the fuck is that grufty smell"

"i feel grufty"

by Toby Jones June 24, 2005

grulfy

A generic catch-all term that includes all of the baby emotions (i.e. hungry, angry, sleepy, poopy, cranky, whiny, angsty).

The emotional state of one who is about to have a temper-tantrum.

"My boss sure is grulfy this morning; I thought he was going to have a hissy-fit."

by RGLarson13 July 9, 2009

gruffball

A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.

I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.

by Gleebo August 10, 2009

Guffy

Guffy (very similar to goofy) but completely the opposite

Guffy means sexy and buff (lots of gains), and downright woman attractor,bitch getter, heart breaker.

Guffy gets all the bitches.

by TheWrongMan353673 April 13, 2022

gruffalo

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.

Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.

by Schorry July 23, 2008

Graffy

A wily silver fox, renowned for chasing sluts and playing bootlegs.

Hi, I'm Graffy. Guaranteed.

by Seros March 16, 2005

Griffyn

Someone who shoves rats up his ass.

A disgusting person.

Commonly referred to as Ratass.

“Whoa, who’s that guy shoving rats up his ass?”

“Oh that’s just Griffyn.”

by MadMax2700 April 30, 2020