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Guerrilla Grower

A person who grows marijuana plants outdoors in secret areas, also known as a "Ganja Farmer". Guerrilla refers to the tactics they use to plant the marijuana and keep it secret. A Guerrilla Grower is hard to find because they are not known by many people, they are usually intelligent, stealth and chill.
Tom was a guerrilla grower until the police found his crops.
by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009
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Grower

A penis that is really, really short when flaccid, but can triple, sometimes quadruple in size when aroused.

something that does exist, much to the disdain of the showers, which tend to be asshole jocks or over confident douchebags.

growers, on the other hand, have low libido, but enough kick in their man cannons to pleasure their woman. watch the magic, from 2 inches to 7. holy shit.
1. (in locker room) dude1: dude, what the hell is that? *laughs*

Dude 2: whatever, i'm a grower.

later that night

Dude 2: watch the magic baby...

chick 1: Damn thats some serious magic!
by Ironic God Guy April 15, 2011
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Baby Growler

Noun - A tantalizingly attractive yet clearly unerage female human being. Similar to a piece of green fruit that still needs a little more time on the vine, the baby growler is often characterized by a lack of fullness despite a good shape and curvature. Your conscious says it’s not right, but the caveman instinct in you says grrrr!

Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.

However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.

Good hunting.
Male #1: Grrrrr.

Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.

Male #1: Grrrrr.
by Steggert_on_Facebook May 13, 2009
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Gorilla Grower

An individual who grows marijuana in remote or undisclosed locations.

The "Gorilla grower" is usually planting crops illegally.
A word used to directly describe a active marijuana prohibitionist.
"That guy comes in and out of the woods with fertilizers and buckets..."
"Hey, he might be one of those gorilla growers"
by Creative Nes June 21, 2016
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Dick Grower

A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.
Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.
by Big Dick Bob AKA BDB April 3, 2020
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flabby growler

a large angry looking vagina, usually sported by girls of a chubbier persuasion
wow dave, you should of seen her flabby growler. it was enough to scare some local kids away
by introboy January 11, 2009
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coax out a growler

To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.
"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."
by Turd Cutter May 9, 2006
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