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Grouponcide

A business decides to offer too good a deal without the right limits or caps and goes broke due to a Groupon promotion.
Company offer $100 worth of merchandise for $30 and has to pay Groupon $15 of the $30 leaving them just $15 for a $100 worth of product. Now even if they were operating at a 60% mark-up the product still costs the company $40 and they only get $15. If they sold 1,000 Groupons , then they would be in the hole for $25,000, Grouponcide!
by spineman November 22, 2011
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grouponese

Grouponese a sub culture of cheap humans who wait for Groupon deals so that they can give negative reviews on social media to attempt to build up notoriety in their primal clicks. These people can be found at the local Walmart, gas station food court. Also see jack wagon or shit bag.
The bad review was definitely from a person of Grouponese decent
by Larrycurly&mo September 30, 2019
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groundon and rydon go to soccon

You stupid shit you clicked on this expecting to see 2 Pokemon fuck but actuality soccon my left nut groundon the right and rydon my nuts. WEEB. Get ligma and eat a slugma.groundon and rydon go to soccon basically means I got a blowjob.
groundon and rydon go to soccon ya i lost my virginity.
by rex reakts November 19, 2018
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groupon

n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
"you just got grouponed, Bitch!"
by quizkid September 15, 2012
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grouponed

Being lured out for a meal by a friend at a questionable establishment only because they have a Groupon (or like discount) that they need to spend.
My friend totally grouponed us last night. We went to this crappy restaurant just because he had a Groupon.
by grapheck February 22, 2012
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Groupon

The guy or girl in the band that fu*ks all the groupies, he/she's been with so many groupies he/she's worth a discounted rate, coupon style.
Girl, don't mess with him, he's not gonna be serious, he's a groupon.

Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.
by sweetnola March 27, 2015
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grouponasm

The excitement that a woman feels when Groupon offers a tasty coupon to the group.
I had a grouponasm when Groupon listed Victorias Secret on a coupon
by mytubeyoulube December 1, 2010
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