Green Grouch

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job

My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.

by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009

Grouchy-pouncy

A person who acts in a grouchy manner towards others, and pounces like a tiger when speaking to them.

Kelsey is a grouchy-pouncy, always in a bad mood for no reason.

by KRKelsey August 31, 2009

grouchy weasel

When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"

I snuck a grouchy weasel into Gretchen last night, and she moaned like a Wildebeest!

by _Smit July 31, 2011

Grouchy

1. Complainer: A habitually bad-tempered or complaining person.

2. Complaint: An instance of or cause for complaining.

3. Bad mood: A mood characterized by complaining or sulking.

Grouchy people are annoying.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

Oscar the Grouch

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act

(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

by Primal Poopy Butt May 5, 2011

Oscar the Grouch poor

Poor as fuck; dirt poor; so poor that one lives in a garbage can.

That family isn't Oscar the Grouch poor, but they can't afford a house like that.

by Leonidas Poporigopoulos March 30, 2008

grouch potato

Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.

He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!

by Sonja Young November 5, 2007