Grooms

The ultimate trump card. A way to instantly end any conversation which is about to head in a negative direction.

Amanda is great at sports, she was the best catcher on her team. Grooms!

by F Company Bandit April 22, 2011

groom

Either of two male principals in a civil union.

The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!

by Adam n' Steve November 5, 2004

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Grooms

A state of being high-maintenance or actions signalling high needs and standards. Not to be confused with the concept, "Don't ever play yourself," this has a more neutral to a negative connotation, and is an abbreviated and humorous usage.

You need cranberry sprite cause it comes out only once a year? That's low key grooms.

by Kasey Savage December 22, 2017

Quarantine Grooming

Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)

"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"

by Unzipped Intentions May 11, 2020

Boob groom

The act of plucking hairs from around the nipple

Baby, don't mean to be rude, but it's time for a boob groom

by DDouble January 7, 2020

Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.

When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021