Grooming 

Personal Care - In the context of personal care and hygiene, grooming refers to the practices and activities people undertake to maintain their appearance. This can include activities such as shaving, haircuts, skincare, nail care, and overall personal cleanliness.

"Men's grooming products include razors, aftershaves, and beard oils."

Grooming by jeegz July 7, 2024

Grooming Jam 

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.

When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

Grooming Jam by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021

grooming your poodle 

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

grooming your poodle by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

Grooming the Wookie 

Stroking your meat pole!

My buddy, Cody, likes grooming the wookie in the shower to some midgets with large thumbs that are dressed like clowns!

Grooming the Wookie by Cody's bud, Rob from Cali June 11, 2006

Grooming the Great Dane 

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

Grooming the Great Dane by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

Grooming the Great Dane 

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

Grooming the Great Dane by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

Grooming The Dog 

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

Grooming The Dog by airsoftman September 6, 2010