coax out a growler

To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.

"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."

by Turd Cutter May 9, 2006

Double Hog Back Growler

Pulling out the penis and the ball sack in plain view durnig the act of mooning

I gave Ed the Double Hog Back Growler at the golf tournament

by Kevin594 September 10, 2008

Hungry Growler

A womans sexual organ (vagina) that has been neglected sexually and needs to be fed or at least pet.

The women at any bar on any given saturday night who has recently broke up with there boyfriend and has probably had too much to drink. This womans sexual organ can be reffered to as a hungry growler.

by flats boy February 20, 2010

Growler Prowler

A dirty sex hungry person who lurks in the shadows of night clubs/bars, hunting for female growlers to make their play things.

A person who will try anything to get up close and personal with a female growler.

A chaser of the pink taco.

A hunter of the hairy axe wound.

"Hey look at that creep by the female toilets, they look like a real Growler Prowler"

by KNIGHTofSIN September 27, 2013

Bust a Growler

To drop an excruciatingly painful shit that has been growling in the intestines. Typically results from poor dietary choices or spicy meals.

Sherwin scarfed down several bean burritos during his lunch hour. During his afternoon Kaizen meeting, his stomach began to rumble and slosh. As the sweat began to bead his brow, he could wait no more. He excused himself and performed a Hope Pinch all the way to the men's room where he barely reached the stool to cop a squat and Bust a Growler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Hairy Growler

A woman's, usually an older woman's vagina with an exceptionally large amount of pubic hair.

I was going to go down on her but she had a really hairy growler!

by sukotsu December 19, 2010

droppin' a growler

The act of disposing of your bodily waste, in the form of feces. To take a shit.

Mg : "Yo D where ya been, dude?
Dh : " Man, i was droppin' a growler.
Mg : " Awright...Really."

by wudupyo11 March 13, 2009