GROAT

The greatest Raptor of all time (aka Kyle Lowry)

You: Who is the GROAT?
Me: That's an easy one to answer. It's Kyle Lowry.

by flipntacos July 24, 2021

Groated

A combination of great and goated

Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.

by Zaxazy July 30, 2021

Johnny o groats

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.

Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.

by Oagyhenderfrewstone February 20, 2024

groat

groat means greatest retard of all time

Arsh is the fricking groat

by EnderTheIdiot March 24, 2021

groates

When a person is liked a lot by others.

'Groates? Yeah he's well alright!'

by lover_of_science November 27, 2013

Groats

Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.

Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats

by mntain July 26, 2018

Groat (v.)

To make innapropriate sexual contact with a minor against their will, in and/or around their genitalia.

Groat (v.)

1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.

2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.

by partyboy1775 May 25, 2011