snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

gristled

-to mess somebody up

Yo, he got gristled upside his head.

by spoleze February 15, 2003

Grittle

A word that has no real meaning. It definitely does not mean whatever nonsense the other definition is talking about.

Eg: Guy#1- Yo dude! That drum n bass track by Loadstar has such grittly bass!
Guy#2 -Wth does grittly mean?!
Guy#1 - I have no idea dude but it's sure fun to say it and makes me sound cool
Guy#2 - Yeah that is a fun word! grittly...grittle...Yeah its fun to pronounce it!

by Hartknet October 13, 2015

Gristle Ring

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011

Jazz-gristle

A form of little-known jazz pioneered in the 1950s, combining earthy African-influenced rhythms with an ostentatious reflection of the growing materialism of the age.

The New Orleans jazz-gristle scene simmered in the summer of 1954.

by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009

Christmas Gristle

When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.

Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...

by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014

gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008