Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.

Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.

by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

Grissel

The name Grissel is normally given to one who is gorgeous. Usually black haired, brown eyes, and a perfect smile. All the guys are all over her. She may seem sweet and innocent but once she starts to party she can't be tamed.

Guy 1: Grissel. You give me a boner.
Guy 2: Oh grissel! you lookin mighty fine.

by oh yeahh! December 13, 2010

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008

grisky

A created drink by the intoxicated mind of JD Neary. Combine equal parts of grape juice and whiskey to form grisky. It'll burn in your belly, and it tastes pretty good too.

Grisky, grisky. It tastes good, gets you drunk, and cleans out your shitter.

by Ponza March 11, 2008

Griselda

A pretty, out going and smart girl who is a good girlfriend and has a great personality. Mostly a nice girl, but if you get on her bad side, she is the bitch you dont want to mess with! She is hot and fun to hang with. You'll never be bored!!

Dayamm,, have you met girl Griselda?

by barton:) November 24, 2009

Grisby

Used to describe the state by which your inner swag and gangsta-ness exceeds the constraints of your body, leaving you as conditioned as a shredded beast.

"He/she is looking 'grisby' "

by Nutrition101 July 5, 2018

Boris Grishenko

The greatest character to come from Goldeneye. Known for his riddles, perversion, and being invincible.

Yes! I am invincible!

by Ghandiisms February 23, 2005