Grifter in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

As his ingenious lifelong taxfuckery tale unfolds, we are finally seeing the Grifter in Chief as he truly is.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2019

Young Gripper

A Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.

Stopped by Chick-Fil-A, got myself a Young Gripper, feelin' pretty good.

by Confirmologist6969 June 11, 2020

Bar Gripper

A dump, defecation, shit or state of constipation that is so painful and so difficult to work out that one must grab the handicap bars within the stall in order to brace and provide leverage for the almost birth like pushing that is required to eventually reach the point of release.

Myron suffered from the worst case of constipation that he had ever encountered. This, combined with his severe external hemorrhoids created the perfect turd birthing storm and he went to the restroom and had a Bar Gripper until he finally released his demon turd.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015

grifter

1)A confidence man/woman. The term was used by professional con artists in the 19th and 20th centuries to describe people in their profession. The Grifters, a 1963 noir fiction novel by Jim Thompson, portrayed a family of grifters who are all emotionally managed. . The characters describe being "on the grift" the way someone else might describe drinking and drugs. "I can stop any time I want," says Roy to his mother. .
2) (modern) A sell out in the political opinion world. This noun is increasingly used by progressives (and some conservatives) to describe people such as Candace Owens and other opinion makers whose conservatism is seen as facile and inorganic, born mostly out of of a need for corporate funding than actual convictions.

1.) “As for working with a partner, he didn’t like that either. It cut the score right down the middle. It put an apple on your head, and handed the other guy a shotgun. Because grifters, it seemed, suffered an irresistible urge to beat their colleagues. There was little glory in whipping a fool—hell, fools were made to be whipped. But to take a professional, even if it cost you in the long run, ah, that was something to polish your pride.”
― Jim Thompson, The Grifters, 1963

2) "He used to be an original voice, but after meeting the Koch Brothers, the radio host underwent a personality change. Instead of nuanced analysis, he repeated well-worn right-wing talking points, causing his colleagues to suspect he had been corrupted into being a grifter.

by MTyeW23 September 10, 2021

Vice Gripper

An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.

Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.

No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015

Ground Gripper

Nasty disgusting dirty feet that someone uses to grip the ground when they walk.

Ayo shawty put them ground grippers away

by Beekmaster21 January 5, 2022

gripperky

gripperky /slov. gríperky/ pochádza zo slova "grippers", v preklade nohe s dlhýma prastama, je skupina tínedžeriek, každá z iného konca sveta, ktoré sa postupne postretávali na táboroch Wačumba ( evolúcia, kone, fantázia /pozn. nie ta CK/ ), definované ako osem tiel s jednou dušou..

dedo: "joooj tote gripperky zasa mi palce dudlajú"
dedo:"máte sedem sekúnd"
someone:"smrdia jej nogy, je to gripperka!!!"
eli:"špinďurka gripperka"

by lojak1100 December 26, 2022