Meet or Greet

Select your choice motherfucker

Welcome to my meet or greet motherfucker, you gotta choose

by BlainaCipher May 6, 2019

Skeet N' Greet

Introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.

Jeff: Yo last night I did the Skeet N' Greet!

David: How?

Jeff: Well this girl started jerking me off before I could say a word to her. After I busted she said, "by the way, I'm Diana." So I introduced myself also.

by jhandy03 October 26, 2011

Meet and Greet

Code for blowjob or fellatio.

It was that time of the month, so I got my boyfriend off with a meet and greet.

by TS - the texas shocker April 29, 2010

da greet

da greet = don't cry
mainly used in scotland to annoy someone and to prove that they dont like what your doing

'omg ur such a idiot'
'omg da greet'

by yelhsa...... January 30, 2009

obama greet

Insert your fist into your sexual partner's rectum.

Person being fucked "hey- will you obama greet me?"
Person fucking "sure!" ... bloooop (sound)

by sramrider January 1, 2011

discreet greet

When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.

*as passing* "hey"

*pauses.. turns* "uhh.. hey!"

what a discreet greeting bastard

by JackVicious June 12, 2009

rail greet

Graffiti underneath railroad bridges.

I left you my rail greet under the railroad bridge.

by nemiR2 January 26, 2011