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grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005
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Greased

This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.
“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”
by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016
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Graze

A low impact slap, which is often used as an alternative to a bitch slap. Used not to injure the other party; only to express friendliness or affection.
Rain: Justin bitch slapped me.
Person B: It's called a graze.
by justincn618 June 1, 2017
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greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 21, 2010
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this is the greatest plan

When Charles come smashing in the window with his helicopter
Charles: This is the greatest plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mission failed bruh
by That epic boi October 26, 2020
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grease butt

Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.
Your shitting again? No, I have grease butt and need to wipe, again.
by Kired Leon October 24, 2014
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Dick Grease

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009
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