the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse

Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves

by the guy who voicedthepacertest May 29, 2019

seven gram rock

What Charlie Sheen bangs and finishes everyday. Because that's how he rolls.

C-Sheen: How many grams is that rock?

Rock Supplier: 3.5.

C-Sheen: Give me two of those.

Rock Supplier: Okay man, if that's how you roll.

C-Sheen: That's how I roll.

And then Charlie banged out that seven gram rock.

by CtownandDown March 25, 2011

pepper grains

Something that appears in type 4 hair (typically African-American hair) when it is not combed/brushed often.

The shorter and more common version is 'peps'.

You have pepper grains/peps in your hair.

by TheBessttttttt February 15, 2017

Grambabe

A girl who is attractive on instagram, but is actually ugly in person.

Wow she looks really attractive.
-Yea but I've met her, shes a grambabe and she's ugly in person.

by eserbalacja January 10, 2015

fecal gram

When one deficates in a small box. then packages it up real nice, gift wraps it and sends it on its way to ones house with no return address.

Dude Charlie left me an upper decker so I mailed him a Fecal Gram

by Edgemin September 3, 2006

Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009

Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.

I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011