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Gràizer

(Pronounced graiy-zer)

A type of wet fart that leaves skid track marks on a bed sheet after a person ha farted. They are often left in hotel beds on the sheets. The cleaners leave it as a gift for the new residents from the previous ones.
Sue: ben im gonna sleep *opens sheets*..... Ewwww WTF is that shit....
Ben: looks fresh.... It must be a gràizer from the previous residents.
by Zimbardo March 12, 2013
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8th grader

a stupid kid like myself who thinks they are all cool for one year, because they are the oldest kids in the school, but then when they go to high school, they will be complete dorks, and wont be invited to any parties, and wont how cool they thought they were in the 8th grade.
I'm an 8th grader, thats why!
by 8th grade girl May 15, 2005
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Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
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Road Grader

An offensive lineman in the sport of Football (American) who punishes defenders as a run blocker. Road graders dominate at the point of attack, paving the way for an effective ground game. They will run over you or they will run through you. A true road grader plays with a mean streak, finishing blocks and playing through the whistle.
When they need a 1st down, the Giants run behind their LG Will Hernandez out of UTEP. Guy is an absolute road grader.
by HeavyHandedBrawler January 11, 2019
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pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.
"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."
by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009
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Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.
Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.
by LNG November 9, 2011
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Jack Dylan grazer

A 14 yr old boy who is extremely attractive and adorable, fun to be around and as soon as u look at him your like In love
I just made an edit and it got 50069 likes cause it was about jack Dylan grazer
by Fins.baby.boy ~ follow insta December 4, 2017
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