Grafter

First spliff/joint/Marijuana cigarette of the day. A double meaning - As grafter refering to the fact that to a heavy marijuana smoker, the first joint of the day is the only one that really works. As well as meaning after smoking the afformentioned first joint, between the smoker and the joint, the joint is the only thing thats going to work!

Man A "Come on Dave you lazy sod come and give us a hand". Dave "I cant the grafter got the better of me".

by Da Real JZ March 10, 2009

Grifted

To have gotten got ; to have been swindled

“ Bro, you just got super fucking Grifted”

by BigBootyHoles337 October 30, 2020

granted

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(🅗🅞🅦🅔🅥🅔🅡 🅨🅞🅤 🅜🅘🅖🅗🅣 🅑🅔 🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚🅔🅓 🅘🅝🅣🅞 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅡🅞🅜🅐🅝🅣🅘🅒 🅕🅔🅔🅛🅘🅝🅖🅢)

"oh Katelynn you just got granted"

by spacejah May 11, 2019

Granted

I'll give you that

Jail Conversation...

Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"

by ASOUP January 22, 2009

grated

The after effect of smoking weed. It is almost like a weed hangover, the feeling of lazyness, dry mouth and just general lethargy.

Raaah, those zoots were so strong man, I'm grated

by South London Cro Smoker January 7, 2011

for granted

taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.

We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, just as the sun and the moon!!

by Ewl978 September 20, 2008

grated dick

When a slut is really bad at giving head and uses her teeth instead of her lips. The name is given because her teeth on your dick was like taking your dick to a cheese grater. Often result in blue balls or just well you know...

(ex 1)
guy coming out of bed room: *look of pain on face*

a bro: "dude you don't look to good what happened in there?"

gcobr: "it was horrible she was horrible" *sigh*

a bro: "ohhhhh she grated you dick didn't she?"

gcobr: "bro yea I think I need ice or like a massage"

(ex 2)
girl giving head for the first time (has no idea what she's doing)

bro receiving it: "ahhh careful with you teeth"

girl: "oh sorry what"

bro: "yea if you keep that up I'll end up with a grated dick"

by erikkk December 15, 2012