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Graduation Goggles 

n. When one experiences nostalgia for the years of high school as graduation approaches.
I was totally looking forward to college, but when I stepped into the high school's hallway for the very last time, and I smelled the strange combo of burnt cafeteria food and textbooks, graduation goggles took over and I was reluctant to go through with the event.
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graduation jollies 

The feeling of complete and utter euphoria brought on by graduating from college. Often elicits bouts of binge drinking, screaming, fist-pumping and general insanity.
When I got out of my last final exam as a college student, I felt the weight of the world lifted off my shoulders. It was as if I had been finally set free from a lifetime of servitude. I started sprinting through campus just for the hell of it. When I got home I ate a whole tub of ice cream, downed three bottles of whiskey, and then slept for three straight days. I didn't realize it at the time, but apparently I had contracted an acute case of graduation jollies.
graduation jollies by wxflurry December 11, 2013

Graduation Goggles 

when you are ready to quit something but then start seeing it in a new and positive light
A week before High School was over I got Graduation Goggles. Even though I hated everyone I went to school wtih.
Graduation Goggles by CmeDiG April 30, 2011

graduation sash

A cloth warn over a graduation gown. Sometimes customized with Greek Letters, School Name & Graduating class. Signifies to parents and room mates that you really did graduate college and earn your degree. Makes parents happy.
Proud Mom: Aww Son, you look so cute with your graduation sash and gown.
Embarrassed Son: Mother, please.
graduation sash by nautical310 January 12, 2008

graduation party 

when a group of friends get together to celebrate the fact that one them is now one cup size bigger
paige: Hey did you hear allison went from c to d?

sophie: ya i cant wait to have a graduation party for her!

graduation week 

The week following graduation where seniors celebrate their success.
No one could stop talking about the surreal event that took place during graduation week.

During the high school reunion people continued to bring up Joel's jumping off the roof during graduation week.
graduation week by themajorkey October 4, 2016

Graduation Party 

A party to celebrate a graduation. The friends who don't show up because "something came up" means that they don't really care about you.
*Text message 10 minutes before the party

Abby: "Hey I'm sorry I'm not going to make it to your graduation party my car broke"
John: " So is your brother's car broken too? Because I invited him."
Abby: "..."