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Gonoherpesyphilaids

(Gono-Herpa-Syphil-AIDs)
1. A combination of Gonorrhea Herpes Syphilis and AIDs
2. A combination of all STDs
3. What you will contract from a dirty, dirty whore
ex 1. : If you bone that bitch you'll get Gonoherpesyphilaids
ex 2. : That skuts got Gonoherpesyphilaids
by hahaRyanG August 8, 2006
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what's 2+2? gonorrhea

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
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gonorrhea

1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
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Gonorsyphilaids

A blend of the finest gonorrhea, syphilis and aids all rolled into one juicy sexually transmitted disease
You: Man my dick is so itchy after I slept with that chick last week.

Me: Dude you should get checked out, you could have Gonorsyphilaids!
by Superpete October 17, 2014
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gonorrhea turnover

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?
by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008
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gonorrhea by proxy

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.
I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.
by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008
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Gonoherpesyphilaids

The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.
I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?
by Antjaw September 16, 2004
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