gork 

A)to simply just die
B)to kill someone or something

a)I heard your dog just gorked.
b)Im going to end up gorking that dog if it dont stay out of the steet.

gork by icpjason January 21, 2007

gork 

The sound made from snorting cocaine.

Wow Mary Kate, nice gork!

gork by skawful22 October 24, 2008

Gork 

A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication

Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks

Gork by Humerian February 23, 2011

gork 

Tripping on flat carpet.

1) Flat carpet.
2) Your dumb ass.
3) Oops. That sucked.

gork by GorkMan December 17, 2003

Gork 

To stick one's fingers up the ass crack of a person through thier pants shorts excetera causing brief discomfort, then end it with a shout " you got totally gorked"

Chris was ahead of me walking up the stairs so i fucking Gorked him"

Gork by Skottwhirly August 27, 2008

gork 

Too eat so much you feel like you are about to explode

Oh man after eating that whole damn zebra, I'm gorked.

I'm going to go gork myself.

gork by Name June 6, 2004

Gork 

A trait or part of someones personality. a gork is a person who is weird or strange but is also considered cool.

Person1: That girl is kind of weird but she is still cool.

Person 2: She is gorky.

Gork by gorkygirl November 23, 2013