gord

A one word term for pulling the chutes or leaving a party/function or group of friends early

gord(ed)past refence to have left
gord(ing)future refence, as in about to gord out

"this party sucks we are gonna gord out!"
"Why is Cade gording out early?"
"Sorry I gorded out last night, I had a headache."

by knobert11 March 3, 2009

gord

the living embodiment of The simpson's "comic book guy"

"I'm a pretentious fucking nerd!"

by :tbear: March 16, 2003

Gord Downie

The most insane, hyper, and awesome musician of all times
Lead singer for the Tragically Hip

Cousin: hey stop using your gord downie voice with me

by el torped0 July 7, 2008

Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.

Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 15, 2019

good gord

When you are overcome by absolute shock and attempt to express it thus with the unintentional fusing of two phrases, "Good Lord!" and "Good God!" and out comes "Good Gord!"

A friend of mine had been playing a rather dull game when all of this sudden he was completely obliterated from the side by a mass of enemies and the first thing out of his mouth was a stuttering of words and then out with "GOOD GORD!...what the HELL did I just say?!?"

by Erik Evan Johnson September 27, 2005

gord smore

when a guy ejaculates (marshmallow) and poops (chocolate) between a girl's boobs (the graham crackers).

damn, the only thing that would have made that gord smore better would have been being a campfire doing it!

by vanchelsing July 18, 2011

gord shaft

Gord Shaft girl with extra large mouth & throat for socking dick.

I'd like to stick my enormous hourse cock down Abby's big old gord shaft!!!!

by Delta dog November 1, 2013