ultimate ghosty

When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit

Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty

by SirMixAlot II February 10, 2018

Lucy goosey

She is just a bit of a goose

Omg look it’s Lucy goosey

by Lucy goosey June 18, 2021

gooster

when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.

Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.

by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

Ghosty

When taking a shit after you wipe your ass there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Gary: WOW that was quick.
Paul: Yea.. I did a ghosty!

by dcm89 January 26, 2010

gootyam

A sleep walking stick for people with introspective x-ray vision

"I never expected to see such gootyam, but there it was just the same."

by gootyam July 29, 2003

Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

loosy goosey

Loose vagina

Damn girl, u gots a LOOSY Goosey, biiiiieeaaatch!

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003