Dirty Gorman

A common sexual encounter relating to when a man has anal sex with a woman then goes to her son's bedroom and wipes his stained penis across his bottom lip. This has to be done without the woman or her son finding out and you get bonus points if you get other members of the family! This move can only be peformed under the influence of cheap tequila and maybe a hit of heroin or two.

Dude, I totally pulled off a Dirty Gorman the other night. After Arlene passed out I snuck into victors room and totally disrespected him. Afterwards I washed my dick off in his fish tank.

by jtothemotha June 11, 2006

Dave Gorman

Comedian and author - has written 3 books to date, including "Are You Dave Gorman?" and "Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure".
Also known as one of the funniest men ever.

Hello. I'm Dave Gorman. Are you Dave Gorman?

by Lizziew January 22, 2006

experience gormandizer

n. one who spends their life in search of experiences; one who involves themselves in major events for the sake of the experience, regardless of whether or not the experience is personally meaningful; one who fills themselves with experiences for the sake of storytelling material

Brandon rioted after the Red Sox beat the Yankees, and he's from California. He went to the Kerry rally and didn't even vote. He went to primal scream and complained that it was gross. He doesn't even care about any of that, but he'll tell the stories over and over. He's such an experience gormandizer.

by c l m January 14, 2005

Gormandizer

Gormandizer usually means a ravenous eater of food, but according to unconfirmed sources it means a voracious eater of music.
Part of the name of the legendary CBGB Club in NYC.

Hilly Kristal: And what is a gormandizer? It's a voracious eater of, in this case, MUSIC.

by Namesareforlooooosers November 18, 2007

Gorman

Gorman

1st definition: Noun: A person, esp. a shyster, who uses unscrupulous, fraudulent, or deceptive methods in business but spends all his earnings on prostitutes

2nd definition: Verb: To take other peoples hard earned cash to make fruitless business ventures, rife with hollow promises.

3rd definition: Noun: A person who runs a business on the verge of destitution due to his poor organizational skills

I did a job for the circus when they came to town but the bastards pulled a gorman on me and spent my wages on drink and porno.

by Texas BBQ 666 May 11, 2011

Goodmanism

A type of down syndrome where the host has fifty or more chromosomes.

In my class, I teach myself. It's a wonder she got the job as teacher at all. She has a severe case of Goodmanism.

by Yeet Skadit November 20, 2018

Martin Goodman

A absolute nob of a father, always says "SHIT ON IT" and is obsessed with physics

Martin Goodman is a shitting clot

by Relaity May 6, 2020