prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.

I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.

by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022

Beef Goonash

A variation of the word "Goon" by basing it around a food dish called "Beef Goonash"

That guy is such a beef goonash

by Finsio June 9, 2009

El Goonish Shive

A great webcomic written and drawn by Dan Shive. The characters are mostly eccentric and regularly funny, however sometimes there are bits of drama. Drawn in the anime comic style, though not completely influenced by it.

El Goonish Shive makes me laugh, weep, and keeps me on the edge of suspense!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Gooniez

Another word 4 your Friends

Im outside chillin wit my gooniez

by Lil JuJu Twin March 3, 2006

Goonix

A singular turd, often of unusually large size. More than one turd is NOT a Goonix.

1: The toilet could not flush because of the GOONIX wedged in the bowl.

2: Dustin: I see you just walked the dog.

Chuck: How do you know?

Dustin: Cause it has a GOONIX hung in its ass fur.

by WORDLE August 19, 2011

Goonies

1. ya niggas
2. your friends
3. ride with you till tha wheels fall off

Me and my Goonies bout to start some shit up.

by Rah-killa April 11, 2005

gooniversity

A university where the bulk of students are made up of goons.
This may apply to any/all universities

Guy 1: So what do you think?

Guy 2: You're friends are all wastemen. Baitly listen to Panic! at the Disco. What a gooniversity.

Guy 1: Yer.

by gonzo89cb April 2, 2010