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To Be Gooberfied. IsThe New Shocking ahh of the person around him.
A Very Experienced Fast Witted Person With Excellent Verbal Comebacks. "Goober" We Have One On Every Group. Fag Talk Specialist. The More Gay The Better. WARNING!! Do Not Bring Goober To Any Fancy Get Togethers Or Churches. Very High Chances Of Leaving Your Mind Dripping And Mentality Turned Out....
What a place to be getting Gooberfied at
by x20twinx November 5, 2018
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Triple Gooberberry Sunrise

An alcoholic ice cream guaranteed to lift someone's mood. Consists of two scoops of vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate fudge, three bananas with cherries on top, three gooseberries to resemble eyes and a nose, strawberry fudge smeared into a smiley face, and a bit of that real real. Can be found at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat.
Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?

I guess I could use one of those.

Now you're talking.
by BigBean January 14, 2015
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uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status
That guy James is an uber goober to the max.
by yaboy May 27, 2006
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gooner

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC
by Anthony Nguyen August 22, 2004
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oobert goobert

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by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019
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gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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Goofberry

Goofberry is a name used to call someone silly but in a friendly and effectionate way. A girlfriend or boyfriend may say it to their partner.
A guy tells his girlfriend a bad joke and she may smile, throw her eyes up and call him a goofberry for being silly.
by Manix September 2, 2007
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