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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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Salty gogurt

When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.
Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night
by Brooks5467 February 11, 2022
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googutz

Something that my grandma always calls me... it is most likely Italian.
"You're a googutz!"
by zxcraous February 11, 2014
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The Gogurt

While having anal sex you cum inside of the other person's ass and pull out quickly giving them a pink sock. When the asshole is inverted you quickly pinch it and squeeze out the cum, reminding you of your favorite childhood snack "Gogurt".
As i used "The Gogurt" on my girlfriend I instantly had the urge to run to the grocery store and purchase a box of Gogurt.
by Anal Entertainment November 28, 2010
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Gogurt

is a product produced by bacterial fermentation of copius amounts of seminal fluids. Fermentation of the citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, potassium, and zinc which acts on the protein to give gogurt its texture and its characteristic tang.
Another great treat is the ever so popular "gogurt tubes". Freeze em and give em to the kids!
by Shepdogg1973 June 17, 2009
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Gogurt tubing

The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis
Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.
by dustinsmith36@yahoo.com June 28, 2016
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Gogurting

When your girl grabs the condom and squeezes cum back in
Wow she was gogurting my condom on the beach
by Gogurt October 1, 2018
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