gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

Golfin' em

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.

Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.

by DFH66 February 27, 2013

goofnugget

1) a silly goose; usually somewhat of an oddball

2) a funny person; not an offensive term. meant to be said lovingly

"Joanna, you are such a cute little goofnugget!"

"Luke's such a goofnugget. He always makes me laugh.

by hewhowalksonthesky December 25, 2011

goofing around

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together

Me and Monica are just goofing around

by Pumped Up Kikess May 19, 2019

goosin

to really want something

im absolutely GOOSIN for naked fred durst pics right now

by notgayforfreddurst63 September 26, 2021

Goosin

To consume Grey Goose vodka or similar, with the intent of getting intoxicated. Once Drunk term changes to Goosed.

Goosin before a heavy night out.

by willy_p October 20, 2013

Adventure Golfing

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.

George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.

by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009