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velcro gooch

when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."
by David and Colin August 4, 2007
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Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.
Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.
by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010
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acid gooch

Acid gooch is a condition many men suffer from, caused by an excessively sweaty groin region, you know you have acid gooch when you start developing holes in your boxers and jeans in the crouch area.
Fletch: my jeans keep wearing out at the crouch man!

Vaughan: sounds like you got acid gooch ay?
by MrRampage June 13, 2013
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Calliope Gooch

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.
He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.
by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017
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Gooch

Once the bully on "Different Strokes" "Gooch!" was then used by dave chappelle in his "white people dancing" skit on his show. (mmmmmm that was the Gooch...) Now "Gooch" can be used to describe a really cool person, or can be used just to yell at peoople.
"The gooch is Hilarious!!!"
"GOOOOCH!!!!!!!!"
by Groth The Gooch September 26, 2006
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GOOCH Apparel

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!
"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!
by Weezysteez August 30, 2013
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gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly
"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."
by the nudist midget February 18, 2004
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