Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005

Gonk

To force one's will upon another, through physical means, for personal gains.

Sally tried to beat me to the water fountain so I gonked her down the stairs.

"Daddy! Did you see me gonk that kid!"

by BabyYoda33 August 14, 2014

Gonk

Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.

I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.

by fannymcslap February 15, 2012

Gonk

A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.

My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.

by valhollah April 16, 2006

The Gonk

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

by adambenner September 30, 2013

gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

Gonk, The

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

by drunk zombie June 23, 2004