sonik's definitions
by Sonik October 29, 2003
Get the hoochifiedmug. 
To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
by sonik February 6, 2005
Get the gonkmug. Krikit is a douche bag
by SoNiK September 17, 2012
Get the Krikitmug. by sonik February 28, 2004
Get the fuck that shitmug. 