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holiday golddigger

A person who receives a card during any holiday ( christmas, birthday, easter, etc. ) and doesn't read it, and only opens it for the money inside.
little johnny got mad when he received a birtday card from his great aunt Helen because when he opened it there was only ten dollars inside. there fore being a holiday golddigger

After Mark opened his christmas card and grabbed the $50 check inside, he immediately threw it in the garbage. therefore being a holiday golddigger
by dirty jerz 6 December 25, 2009
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Neo-golddigger

A pretentious lover of knowledge who seeks to acquaint themselves platonically (or otherwise) with an individual (who may or may not fall into an older age group) in order to gain unlimited access to a surplus of knowledge whilst moving up the social hierarchal ladder.
Person 1: "Tiffany's such a golddigger; I swear she's only dating that guy for his money."
Person 2: "Nah, she's a neo-golddigger; she's just dating him so she can get better grades."
Person 1: "Either way, it's a bitch move."
Person 2: "True."
by SassGoddess December 23, 2016
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American Rotational Golddigger

When an American male seductively digs his penis into a homosexual partner's naval passage(Left, Right, or Both), Spins himself or his partner in a rotational movement, pulls out, and finds nosehairs stuck onto his penis.
Them custy Americans and their American Rotational Golddigger... -.-
by Lolwatbrownguy May 2, 2010
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Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.
by paradisedallas June 22, 2014
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Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.
I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.
by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009
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Gold Digger

This is a girl who will disguise her intentions through layers of manipulations.

She's the kind of girl who will make you take her to the most expensive restaurant.

She'll say things like "I'm not the kind of girl you just take out to McDonalds. " This is a classic line used commonly.

She usually has an impressive list of ex boyfriends which is meant to impress you with the level of girl she is. These men are usually just rich marks and this should be a red flag.

She likes to humblebrag a lot to make her seem less materialistic than she truly is.

She wants your money, food and fancy clothes now. But if she's getting old, she might settle for a young guy who's going to be rich, like a medical student. Will usually get impatient and see other guys as well until they get married, or she dumps him for another guy.

She's a black widow and she's smart.
Dude she's a gold digger! Look at who she's dated and what she makes you spend!
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Male gold digger

A male that makes it a point to be noticed via expensive material possessions. Charismatic and charming, easily able to manipulate funds from empathetic souls. Rarely works, sense of entitlement, lacks close peers and devoid of family. Steer clear. If its too good to be true it probably is.
Typical abuser traits when you first encounter them. Caution avoid the male gold digger.
by Furnace June 21, 2013
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