girl - "I have a boyfriend."
guy - "I have a goldfish."
girl - "what?"
Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."
guy - "I have a goldfish."
girl - "what?"
Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."
by sherm stick 90 March 16, 2010
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The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
by brwhizz May 23, 2009
Get the sandal-wearing goldfish tenders mug.Someone with an extremely short memory, or one who is extremely absentminded.
Derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the American Goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"
Derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the American Goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"
"Damn...That Sue never learns... She just does the same dumb shit over and over again like a goldfish."
by SueLowe October 9, 2005
Get the goldfish mug.1. A popular pet often kept in bowls (which they shouldn't, that's bad for them) and often thought of as having a 3 second memory, though this is a myth, because in reality goldfish have a longer memory than you do.
2. The snack that smiles back.
3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)
2. The snack that smiles back.
3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)
1:
SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF GOLDFISH"
2:
"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."
3:
SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "
SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF GOLDFISH"
2:
"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."
3:
SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "
by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016
Get the goldfish mug."The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
by Gold fish ass tuna-faced bitch January 5, 2015
Get the goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch mug.The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.
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