gorked

being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.

Dude, Kevin was totally gorked at school!

by NaLo April 18, 2008

gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 7, 2007

Goerge W. Bush

see asshole weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its Goerge W. Bush ,do i really have to explain?

by beastwithinme October 12, 2007

Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 14, 2011

goedken

satan with a teaching degree! ooh no!

the devil with an afro and a teaching degree! run children! it's goedken!!!

by matt durden January 13, 2005

gerked

adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.

1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.

2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.

by (L-CA) June 11, 2006

gorked up

Another way of saying fucked up in mixed company

Wow that situation is all gorked up...or refers to something physically messed up as in something is in need of repair...

by gorbgo09 June 7, 2017