Goatest

The greatest goat.

Luca: Ryan is the Goatest.
Person : I know right!

by troll_hater_6000 April 21, 2022

Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

growler goatee

another name for a womens pubic hair

her growler goatee was sticking out of her bikini

by stuart bondy October 29, 2015

urinal goatee

Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.

How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.

by Code_Monkey_usa July 9, 2009

Involuntary Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

mole goatee

A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".

by rishnipishni January 14, 2007