go fuck yourself

A command for someone to get lost (especially from the person that says it), usually as a result of extreme annoyance. Literally it means for them to masturbate themselves, so they aren't inclined to harrass and receive sexual pleasure from the person they are annoying. It's more stinging than "fuck off" because it implies that they could not or should not find anyone else to have sex with, so they need to use the self-manipulation.

"lol, looks like i beat you at WoW again..." "go fuck yourself"

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.

V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.

by TheRandomPorker_ding November 6, 2011

Go Fuck Me

Bogus use of Go Fund me to line your pockets instead of doing what your Go Fund Me effort claims to be about.

Dude, did you see our buddy Steve got busted? He pretended to use Go Fund Me to build that thing down there for the crazy orange man, but he just took the money and partied. It was a Go Fuck Me or Go Fun Me thing rather than Go Fund Me. He’s like Honey Badger. He don’t care. He don’t even wash or shave.

by John Dohh August 20, 2020

go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself

Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree

by ¿Dean? February 13, 2007

Go fuck yourself nigger

Mostly said towards black people. If you are not black and the context isn't a hateful one, this can also be used ironically in a friendly conversation.

man 1: Have you met my sister?
man 2: More than met her, dude.
man 1: Go fuck yourself, nigger.

example 2:
man 1: go play another game you're so bad at this lol
man 2: Go fuck yourself nigger

by Sheeba the third April 23, 2023