A Fun guy to hang out with. He can be very inappropriate at times. A Geoffrey is a great guy to be with if you want a good laugh. He Loves playing cod on the xbox and no matter what you say he will always say its the best. A Geoffrey will never call you names like b*** or anything like that. sometimes to get a good laugh a Geoffrey will stand up when your in the middle of something an yell ''I'M BATMAN '' then sit back down like nothing ever happend. A Geoffrey is a great friend once you get to know him. He is one of the funnest guy friend youll ever have. You surely will always want to keep him in your life.
by midnight101 January 10, 2013
Get the Geoffrey mug.A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.
Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'
by Wynter June 28, 2005
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Get the Geoffed mug.Geoffrey's Revenge is a flaming bag of bungle fingers (or indeed a bungle fist) found upon ones doorstep, that can only be dowsed with the merry stampings of the unitiated. Although not exclusive to this, It is most likely found upon the doorstep of Thames telivison staff circa 1992.
'Maude! Maude! Call a Bobby! There's a massive Geoffrey's Revenge on the door step and I fear my slippers can't take it!" - 1992 Thames Television executive, circa 2005
by JimiTheSaint May 24, 2010
Get the Geoffrey's Revenge mug.a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011
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Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
by Mowen93 October 19, 2019
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Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’
by Plazzi May 9, 2020
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