Glumptious

Big or fat in size

Gary had a nice rack of glumptious balls

by Garythegater April 29, 2021

Glurple

A colour my dad made up

Glurple is not a real colour dad.

by Helloiamahuman123 February 3, 2022

Glurp

When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.

A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000

by Dogimabark September 19, 2022

gluptupter

when you want to kill your grandma with a nail

I'm going to commit a gluptupter!

by Toonyee October 3, 2023

Glurpie

A slur towards the "Mysterious Mushroom" in the hit ROBLOX game "Oaklands"

Man 1- Holy fuck dude I fucking hate glurpies.

Man 2- Glurpies are ruining our country.

by Flarbsb McFarberson June 30, 2023

glurp

The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.

I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.

by proponent of sincere apologies May 20, 2014

Glurp

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

by lilantie May 19, 2009