glurp

when a goat falls due to a extreme fright

"Oh no the goat just glurped"

by kermit the frog #1 October 22, 2023

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

Glurpping

Glurpping is when you are gripping and slurping on something, such as a penis. Glurpping is a very vulgar term used when you are describing giving head.

Ex 1.
Chad: Yea man she was glurpping on my piece last night
Brad: I haven't been with a great glurper is a while, lucky you

Ex 2.
Stacey: Girl were you glurpping on that thang last night
Rebecca: Yes girl I put all my work into it

by bethannej November 24, 2024

Glurp

Glurp is a universal word it could mean anything. Glurp is mostly used to express d riding

Random person: Hey man I really love Camo

Me: W glurp

by Ikwhyyousearchedthisup November 12, 2023

Glurps

Giving head or a blowjob.

Yo bro did you get the glurps last night.

by Kqgdkwvrkq June 9, 2020

glurp

the act of ejaculating in a condom, putting a lit firecracker within it, self-pleasuring while figging said "glurpite" up one's anus

"What's put that wide smile on your face?"

"Why, I'm glurping of course!"

by mrglurper April 30, 2025

Glurp?

When ur fucked up and can’t think of anything funny to say, so you just exclaim “glurp” to fill the awkward silence.

“Glurp?”

by Mr tumbolus February 15, 2020