Glurping

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.

Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!

by glurpgod24 January 22, 2025

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

Glurpping

Glurpping is when you are gripping and slurping on something, such as a penis. Glurpping is a very vulgar term used when you are describing giving head.

Ex 1.
Chad: Yea man she was glurpping on my piece last night
Brad: I haven't been with a great glurper is a while, lucky you

Ex 2.
Stacey: Girl were you glurpping on that thang last night
Rebecca: Yes girl I put all my work into it

by bethannej November 25, 2024

glurp

when a goat falls due to a extreme fright

"Oh no the goat just glurped"

by kermit the frog #1 October 22, 2023

Glurp?

When ur fucked up and can’t think of anything funny to say, so you just exclaim “glurp” to fill the awkward silence.

“Glurp?”

by Mr tumbolus February 16, 2020

Glurp

Glurp is a universal word it could mean anything. Glurp is mostly used to express d riding

Random person: Hey man I really love Camo

Me: W glurp

by Ikwhyyousearchedthisup November 12, 2023

Glurps

Giving head or a blowjob.

Yo bro did you get the glurps last night.

by Kqgdkwvrkq June 09, 2020