glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.

by Mægz October 1, 2006

glocked

to be glocked
is to be punched with extreme power

"did you see that fight?"
"yea it was shit he just got glocked immediately."

by chkums May 21, 2020

glocked

(verb)
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.

"Glocked!!!" or
"Did you see (insert n00b here) get glocked?" "Guess he was afk"

by xnulltrm December 10, 2003

glockenshpiel

an instrument played by the Irish native

Wow! That leprechaun really knows how to play the glockenshpiel!

by Mrs. McGillocuddy September 12, 2009

Glockxiety

When you leave or forget you’re glock somewhere.

Homie 1 - Damn bro I left the glock at the crib. I’m starting to get anxiety out here.

Homie 2 - Relax man your getting glockxiety! it’s alright I’ll swing back around the house.

by Superdownfool January 31, 2021

Glockinator

the Glockinator is a weapon in TABG that's basically two Glocks put together akimbo style with a red dot in-between

Glockinator goes *A-10 WARTHOG NOISES*

by Never gonna give you up! February 15, 2021

glocked

When a nigga says some stupid ass shit and gets gunned down like the animal he is.

Bob: yo wanna play some club penguin
John: wtf nigga? *pew pew pew*
Alex: damn that lil nugga got glocked

by Pulling a Mervin July 26, 2016