Gerpan

A person who is partly German and partly Japanese

"He is a Gerpan! I also want to be one!"

by kennycyber September 6, 2009

glerk

1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.

2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.

3. A person who loves sweater-vests.

That glerk won't stop squawking about this random BS, but his sweatervest is sure nice.

by Florky Dorf March 1, 2007

Glorph

The act of masturbating with a shoe

Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.

by the_original_bk September 7, 2010

Gerp

The best Orc Hunter of all time in World of Warcraft

Gerp killed a million mobs with one shot.

by Artsoldier1 March 30, 2009

Gerplunking

The act of throwing ones shoes onto telephone wires and leaving them there in order to decorate the industrialized world. Usually in the ghetto or suburban area.

Billy had been gerplunking all day for christmas time and now the ghetto looked like a wonderland of shoes.

by shinogu1720 January 11, 2011

glemp

A state of vegetative wakefulness.

I was up all night watching Youtube videos instead of sleeping because I was glemp.

by RanchoRelaxo November 29, 2011

Gerped

To be intoxicated pass the point of being drunk.

That guy's gerped outta his mind

by durston January 1, 2012