A state of vegetative wakefulness.
by RanchoRelaxo November 29, 2011
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It means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.
It means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.
by Aurochs7 July 19, 2011
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A "hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever"
A "hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever"
I feel glemp.
by Haegin November 22, 2011
Get the glemp mug.The feeling where you don't want to do anything, despite other things you might enjoy doing or things that will benefit you.
This is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.
Described my web cartoonist Jeph Jacques as: "vegetative wakefulness".
This is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.
Described my web cartoonist Jeph Jacques as: "vegetative wakefulness".
Sally: Just close your laptop so we can go and eat ice cream for dinner, and sleep in.
Jeff: I can't. I'm glemp.
Jeff: I can't. I'm glemp.
by Alyzzard November 27, 2011
Get the glemp mug.Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
by Kari Tether December 18, 2014
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NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.
online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.
online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*
by Angelknight dotorg February 18, 2003
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