Glamour Hammer

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.

Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!

by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018

Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

Glamorama

Independent hardworking beautiful woman. Heartbreaker - too pretty to fall in love. Does whatever she wants, busy living a glamorous perfect life.

He can’t handle her, she’s too glamorama.

by Ms Mimi January 11, 2019

glamour kills

the most amazing brand of clothing
ever.
it is worn by many bands such as all time low.
its very different from any other kind
of clothing you may see.
yeah so i pretty much love their clothes

woah where did you get that amazing shirt?
glamour kills of course!

by Tina Undead June 11, 2008

Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009

glemp

A state of vegetative wakefulness.

I was up all night watching Youtube videos instead of sleeping because I was glemp.

by RanchoRelaxo November 29, 2011

glamour of evil

When a villain is so glamourous and fabulous that no one stands a chance at defeating them

-"Wow man did you see how much of a badass that villain was?"
-"Ya they are the glamour of evil"

by willow_17 March 13, 2015