Gleegasm

The sense of euphoria one feels when having an overdose of the show Glee and all things Glee related.

"I think I just a gleegasm from listening to all that music from Glee!"
"You would."

OR!

"The Glee soundtrack just came out! I'm about to have a Gleegasm!"

by Glee Lover November 4, 2009

Glee Sucks

1) A factual statement.
2) The only way to reply to a gleek's ravings about the one of the most inane shows in existence.
3) The name of the blog which proved the first definition.

Ryan: "Hey, have you seen that show glee? My girlfriend made me watch it, but I gotta say-for a musical-it's pretty darn funny. And-AAAAND, it totally tackles some of the big and serious issues of the day, like serial douchebaggery, recurring amnesia, and bipolar disorder."
Murphy: "Recurring amnesia? . . . Bipolar disorder?!"
Ryan: "Yeah, totally. Everyone on the show has it. Oh, and alzheimer's. And delusional disorder."
Murphy: "Dude, I watch Glee too-I'm a BIG time gleek-but I don't remember any of that stuff you're talking about. What episode was it in?"
Ryan: "What do you mean? It's in every episode."
Murphy: "How so?"
Ryan: "Well, I mean, all of the characters are emotionally volatile, forgetful of former statements and events and are narcissistic and selfish and yet have extremely low self-esteem. Weirdly though, they all seem strangely one-dimensional. Actually, nobody on the show makes any sense."
Murphy: "I have no idea what you're talking about. They all make sense to me. Like . . . Kurt! He totally breaks down all of the gay stereotypes."
Ryan: "Are you kidding m. . ."
Murphy: "What?"
Ryan: "I just remembered that I'm not a psychiatrist, so all that stuff I just said was total bullshit. But, also, I realized something."
Murphy: "What's that?"
Ryan: "Glee sucks."

by TehTruthBringer December 9, 2010

Closet Glee

N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester

Ex.

Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "

Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"

Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"

by Poet of the Streets October 1, 2010

gleeject

a person who has no friends because all they talk about is glee

ugh, she's a major gleeject!

by weedie November 27, 2010

gleek out

verb: to indulge in repeated viewing of the show called Glee.

I plan to gleek out this weekend instead of going to my friend's party.

by EiramEnnovy October 15, 2013

gleeg snag zip

Only word known to mankind that has as much power as five hundred nuclear bombs. The mere utterance of this phrase will cause the earth to suddenly shatter, thereby destroying all life and hope of survival.

Blah 1: "Well, at least there aren't any words they can say to make the world blow up."

Cannon Blah: "..........................................Gleeg snag zip!"

*Earth shatters*

Blah 1: "Eh, I stand thoroughly corrected."

by NeonZERO January 9, 2005

Gleecerine

A liquid used by actors when the director requires them to shed tears of joy.

The inexperienced actor had to use gleecerine to get the right the scene of crying with happiness.

by Jay Divanji October 13, 2007