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Glambertitis

(glam'-ber-TI-tis) noun.

A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.

Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.

Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.

Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.

Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
by Anonyglam May 3, 2011
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Glambert Syndrome

An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures of Adam, continually listen to his music and Hourly check the official Adam Lambert website for news on his new album.

This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...

Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
"Are You still being treated for Glambert Syndrome?"
"Oh No!! I have cought Glambert Syndrome!!"
by lols4cett June 16, 2009
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the glare of disgust

It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.
The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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Garbelflip

1.) Of or pertaining to any of the fish found off the Garbel Coast. Most notablly used in American culture in regards to the smell.

2.) An Eastern Eupopean curse word.

3.) The worst last name a litte kid could even even have.
1.) I dunno about that Rebecca chick...her room totally reeks like a garbelflip.

2.) Vas is der Garbelflip!!!!

3.) Teacher: William Garbelflip
William: *raises hand* Here. *cries for the rest of the day*
by u-e March 29, 2005
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glabber

mother to child... get yersel inside and get changed as yer full of glabber
by massonjudge December 19, 2015
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Geist Glare

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*
by magzillas July 2, 2011
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Sam Garber

Telling one of the best players on your team to switch positions with you so you can score but end up Missing the empty net that would have got the team into overtime and been his first and only goal in his hockey career.
Pvi would have won and got rings if Sam Garber hadn’t pulled a Sam Garber.
by PVI HOCKEY February 12, 2019
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