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glapsy itch

This is technically scientific and medical term for the condition widely known as "chodeism" or "chode". Chode is actually slang for glapsy itch and the vulgarity of the word came from a 1980's disco band called Wawly and the 5 Trisexuals. There platinum hit called "My Goddamn Piece of Shit Chode" co-starred Wawly's mother. During the song the artist Wawly referred to his mother as a "cummed on chode" and
therefor took off as the new word for glapsy itch.
"Wawly has the the hugest glapsy itch out of the whole band!"
"Yes that glapsy itch is ripping his pants right in half and the trisexuals are commensing to stuffing it back in!"

"Gloivy! How are we going to circumsize this? Its a damn glapsy itch!"
by DaKang February 8, 2007
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Glammy

When it's very hot outside, you're wearing pants and your gooch that's very sweaty gets your nuts wet and they rub on your legs creating a very sticky nut sweat.
"On Sunday I was doing yard work with my dad when I got a Glammy"
by Slappy Fack & Silent Killa November 30, 2006
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Glassy

A weak as piss sad excuse for a bloke, who stabs his mates in the back, also can be described as a scab, scab dog, scab dog cunt, grub, grub cunt.
If you every meet this type of person they may try to put the hammer down, and claim his own nick name... "Thor"

Not to worry to much though, as their home is normally under the boss' desk. Yes, you will find they are wearing knee pads and have lose lips.
Glassy: "why are you out of uniform?"
Bloke: "We're not coming in to work today, we are backing our brothers up!"
Glassy: "That's bullshit why?, see you on the bus..."
Bloke: "Your a scab dog cunt Glassy grub. Out Brothers OUT!"
Glassy: "Switch on bitches!"
Bloke: "Fuck that grub cunt, I've never meet such a cum guzzling scab dog cunt, what a glassy!"
by Godoftheworld November 21, 2013
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Glamster

Usually female or flamboyantly gay males. 80's stylings, classic cuts on the clothes, impecable hair and make up, a bit over the top in some instances. Think David Bowie in a less ambiguous sense 20 years ago minus the punk influence.
Josie, with her impecable bouffant and excessive eye make up plus the 80's baby doll dress and retro heels is a quintesential Glamster.
by the.matt November 22, 2007
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glassy

Made of glass; vitreous; as, a glassy substance.

Resembling glass in its properties, as in smoothness, brittleness, or transparency; as, a glassy stream; a glassy surface; the glassy deep.


Dull; wanting life or fire; lackluster; -- said of the eyes.

Glassy feldspar Min., a variety of orthoclase; sanidine.
"In his glassy eye."
by Blueberry Snow April 8, 2004
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Glassy eyes

Having glassy eyes is when you've had to many glasses of wine, whisky, vodka or beer and you're shit head drunk, but you refuse to admit it.
Dude, you've got glassy eyes, stop drinking!

Dude, common, i'm not even that drunk! saying while petting a cat but falling it a good doggy.
by Alohajaskass February 28, 2019
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glamstep

so i hear all this pretty music coming out of your speakers here at the mall parking lot...

i feel like that little teen ho walkin around in the pink plad miniskirt would totally love it!

ya man, i think its called glamstep cuz its so glammy

uhhhh dont u mean CLAMSTEP????????????
by leena leen October 10, 2008
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