Epic Faux Hawk, the kind of hairdo that makes women (men, too) go into a complete insanity fit at the awesomeness of it. Think Beatles hysteria. Crying, murderous hysteria.
by Sweaty Steve June 13, 2011
Get the Girten mug.n. a derivative of the "Birkenstock" shoe brand most known for its wearers being hippie-esque or obnoxiously preppy. Similar to the sandals Jesus sported, Girkensteins are constructed to outlast long journeys/ mission trips on foot.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)
Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.
Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.
*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)
Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.
Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.
*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
n. "OH sick mosh bro, your Girkensteins are totally phresh DMB O.A.R.!!!!!#$^"
v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."
adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."
adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
by Kyle Doiley December 23, 2008
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meeen woman-who can get louder with every word she says. ugly gray-hair. saggy boobs. also called the gerken-nader.
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Get the Gicken Pocks mug.A girl that another girl has determined is or will be her enemy. You know, it's those women who always single out another woman as their mortal enemy.
Jane meets Donna. Jane doesn't like the way Donna looks at her or says hello. Jane decides Donna is persona non grata and is now her girenemy. Donna never saw it coming.
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Get the Girenemy mug.A person who is able to make a Gerkmeister, may also be a person who is German. This will also include a new Wolfenstein fanatic.
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