by urm0misindeedhot April 5, 2022
"Special? Like eat the paste special?"
OI WITH THE POODLES ALREADY
I have fulfilled my whacking quoata for the week.
OI WITH THE POODLES ALREADY
I have fulfilled my whacking quoata for the week.
by ahhhhh March 18, 2005
The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.
Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."
by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021
Reverend: The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.
Rabbi: We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend: I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi: I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor: Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend: Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi: Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend: Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi: Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor: Rabbi, please.
Reverend: What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi: Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend: Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi: Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of those Red Lobster commercials look pretty good...
Rabbi: We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend: I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi: I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor: Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend: Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi: Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend: Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi: Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor: Rabbi, please.
Reverend: What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi: Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend: Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi: Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of those Red Lobster commercials look pretty good...
by VespaGirl January 26, 2005
by Tres C. October 29, 2006
by RB November 30, 2003
Best show on earth.
Setting: Stars Hollow Connecticut, US
Characters: Lorelai Victoria Gilmore, Lorelai "Rory" Lee Gilmore, Emily Gilmore, Richard Gilmore, Luke Danes, Sookie Bellville nee St. James, Jackson Bellville Christopher Hayden, Dean Forrestor, Lane Kim, Mrs. Kim Logan Huntsberger, Jess Mariano, Michel Gerrard, Max Medina, Jason Stiles, Taylor Doose, Paris Gellar, Babette, Maury, Miss Patty etc...
Plot: The lives of the two main characters, Lorelai and Rory gilmore. Lorelai had Rory when she was 16 years old, and she moved the two of them away from her parents, Emily and Richard's, home soon after. She made her way to Stars Hollow and came to the Independence Inn, Where she met Mia, who took her in and helped take care of her. The show starts off while Rory is in here sophmore year of highschool, when she transfers to Chilton Prep school, in hopes of getting into Harvard. Lorelai must borrow money from her extremely rich parents, to pay for her to go to Chilton. This show is based on love, compassion, hatred, angst, and much more.
Currently well into season 6, Rory and Lorelai's adventures are still going strong.
This is the best show on the planet, and i urge everyone who reads this to watch it.
Setting: Stars Hollow Connecticut, US
Characters: Lorelai Victoria Gilmore, Lorelai "Rory" Lee Gilmore, Emily Gilmore, Richard Gilmore, Luke Danes, Sookie Bellville nee St. James, Jackson Bellville Christopher Hayden, Dean Forrestor, Lane Kim, Mrs. Kim Logan Huntsberger, Jess Mariano, Michel Gerrard, Max Medina, Jason Stiles, Taylor Doose, Paris Gellar, Babette, Maury, Miss Patty etc...
Plot: The lives of the two main characters, Lorelai and Rory gilmore. Lorelai had Rory when she was 16 years old, and she moved the two of them away from her parents, Emily and Richard's, home soon after. She made her way to Stars Hollow and came to the Independence Inn, Where she met Mia, who took her in and helped take care of her. The show starts off while Rory is in here sophmore year of highschool, when she transfers to Chilton Prep school, in hopes of getting into Harvard. Lorelai must borrow money from her extremely rich parents, to pay for her to go to Chilton. This show is based on love, compassion, hatred, angst, and much more.
Currently well into season 6, Rory and Lorelai's adventures are still going strong.
This is the best show on the planet, and i urge everyone who reads this to watch it.
Gilmore girls quote:
Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.
Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.
by aalikane April 8, 2006