To speak and voice an opinion that is uninformed and lacking substance and knowledge. Someone who lacks education and common sense. Mainly used on internet forums by "trolls". Someone who feels a need to speak but without making sense or takes gossip as truth. Usually said person is unaware of common sense and lacks social skills.
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The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
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