Guru'd 

To speak and voice an opinion that is uninformed and lacking substance and knowledge. Someone who lacks education and common sense. Mainly used on internet forums by "trolls". Someone who feels a need to speak but without making sense or takes gossip as truth. Usually said person is unaware of common sense and lacks social skills.

Yet again a guru'd comment. e.g. George Washington is the current US president.

Guru'd by Josh McGregor July 26, 2009

Jai Guru Deva om 

It was said in the beatles song "Across the Universe". Most simple translation is:

"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"

Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:

"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration

Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher

Jai guru deva om
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world

Jai Guru Deva om by valoem December 22, 2004

jai guru deva om 

From the ancient Saskrit language.

It means "Victory to God Devine", most accurately. "OM" is the vibration of the universe, with which one who meditates desires to be in tune.

Most popularly:
Jai guru deva OM
nothing's gonna change my world

jai guru deva om by nicolear November 5, 2007

Guru day 

Those days when EVERYONE decides to come and talk to you about their problems and ask you for advice.

Gosh, I'm having a guru day today, didn't get any study done at all!

Guru day by GreenBlizzard April 6, 2011

Jai Guru DevA Om 

From the Famous Beatles song 'Accross the Universe'

Translation from Sandscript:

Jai translates to praise or honor.
Guru translates to teacher.
Deva translates to Godess.

Deva in 'Across the Universe' ends in A in this song. Actual translation is femine. (i.e. Goddess)
Goddess is the Divine Mother of the Universe (hence Across the Universe)

Om of course is the sound of the universe resonating all around us.

Jai Guru DevA Om
Nothing's gonna change my world.

kelly: are you a feminist now or do you still have a religion?
marcy: i'm a practicing jai guru deva om

Jai Guru DevA Om by marcY\rock February 17, 2010

Jai Guru DeVa Om 

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.

In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.

Jai Guru DeVa Om by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010

Guru dell'informatica 

Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.

Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti

Guru dell'informatica by UnAllievoDelGuru August 30, 2020