jerking the gherkin 

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We caught John jerking the gherkin.

jerking the gherkin by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

Smurfin the Gherkin 

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

Smurfin the Gherkin by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

Gherkin 

A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as "The Gherkin", but officially as The Swiss Re Tower, or just Swiss Re, after its principal occupier. It is 180 metres tall, making it the 2nd tallest building in the City of London, and the 6th tallest in London as a whole. The radical (and somewhat phallic) design is by Sir Norman Foster and ex-partner Ken Shuttleworth, and the building was constructed between 2001 and 2004.

"What's that giant glass penis doing in the middle of London?"

"Oh, that's just the Gherkin built by Norman Foster."

Gherkin by Will Fox February 19, 2007

Gherkin 

Verb: sucking and jerking simultaneously, a more advanced technique than the Gluck Gluck 9000.

"Yeah bro, went over to Cassidy's last night and she gave me that sweet gherkin bruh."

Gherkin by VR Colette August 25, 2020

Dirty Gherkin 

when giving someone a blowjob right after anal sex.

After I pulled my dick out of her ass she gave me a dirty gherkin.

Dirty Gherkin by cameltoegijoe May 26, 2015

Sherkin' the gherkin 

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

Sherkin' the gherkin by Krummholio May 28, 2007

gherkin hooter 

unfeasably large nose

Peter has a gherkin hooter

gherkin hooter by 3 toed October 16, 2005