Guntering

The act of poking one's nose up another's anus.

I hope he's washed his asshole thoroughly, I'm Guntering him tonight.

by tommy boi12 January 4, 2014

Guntersmik Breeple

Is relative of Allah

Guntersmik Breeple is shreks great grandfather

by Hitler the suicide bomber April 9, 2019

gunter

That slim, blonde, German guy on holiday wearing speedos. May sometime have a blonde beard.

Look at that gunter's speedos!

by scrunions r us December 26, 2007

grunter

an upsized poo that is simply too large to be expelled without grunting, clenching, and the bursting of facial blood vessels.
"dropping a grunter" is the act of producing one of these intimidating steamers.

"where the fuck is stu, i'm thinking of stealing his weed"
"he's in the bathroom dropping a grunter, i can hear him struggling with it from here. yeah pack me a cone too, he's still grunting away... we'll have enough time."
"rad... LOVE the grunter"

by www.soup.now.nu April 4, 2003

Gunter

Hebrew in orgin. Refers to women with copious amounts of facial hair, also commonly referred to as a Bearded Lady.

Man, I took my kids to the carnival the other night, we saw a midget, 6 gypsies and at least two respectable Gunters.

by jefferson4020 March 1, 2011

Gunter

A fat girl who has a gut so large that it hangs over her genital area.

a gut + cunt = gunt.

Melissa:Man look at Caitlin w. Her gunt is huge!

Thomas: i know, what a gunter!

by QualicumBeach June 3, 2011

guntering

a) A fuck or a rodgering.

I gave her a right 'ol guntering last night!

by munkipants October 22, 2009